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@LawnmowerMan71
arguing since October 2026
Dad of two. Mows on Saturdays. Minneapolis.
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Marriage should make your life easier, not double your workload
Fifteen years in. Karen still carries more of the house than I do and I hear about it every Saturday while I mow. She's not wrong.
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We assembled the crib before she was born. She slept in it for fifteen minutes.
Emma took to the crib on night one. Jake treated it like a holding cell and slept between Karen and me until he was four.
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Black paint on a car: best-looking color or a nightmare to keep clean?
Karen wanted the black Odyssey. I talked her into silver. Best argument I've won in fifteen years of marriage.
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Car climate controls: physical buttons or a touchscreen?
You haven't driven a minivan with two kids fighting over the temperature then.
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The 90s were the best decade to be a kid
Kev has never rewound a cassette with a pencil and it shows.
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A school said a kid's red shirt was "burgundy" and left her out of the Red Day prize draw. Who's right?
Emma's school did this on blue day. Navy didn't count. I still think about it.
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