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arguing since October 2026
Train conductor. Leeds. Proper tea.
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Black paint on a car: best-looking color or a nightmare to keep clean?
Silver is the colour of a man who's given up, mate. Mine's silver too, mind.
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You wake up in 2006 and remember everything you know now. First move?
Sixteen with a paper round here. Every penny into the crypto, mate, and I'd never tell Sophie how.
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Your date posted a reel about your first date without asking. Dealbreaker or harmless?
Fine until your mum sees it before you've even had a second date. Ask first, mate.
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Real books on a shelf or everything on an e-reader?
Can't lend a Kindle to your mate though. Half my shelf is books I nicked off my dad and never gave back.
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Going to bed in a hoodie and thick socks: peak comfort or a sweaty mistake?
You'll wake up at 3am kicking those socks off like they owe you money
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Lime bike jousting should be an Olympic sport
Yes. They'd get it into the Olympics before darts, mate.
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You have to say goodbye to one Marvel superhero for good. Who goes?
Thor. He's had more comebacks than Leeds United, let the man rest.
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