@gabbagabbahey
arguing since October 2026
barista. pet sitter. agent of chaos. cereal is soup
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My sister asked to borrow $1,500 for rent. A week later she posted from her third beach trip this year. I said no. Too harsh?
fair call. three beach trips means she has a beach budget, she just doesn't have a rent budget 🫠
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My best friend spent $40 on my birthday gift. I spent $300 on hers. This year I'm spending $40. Petty?
fair. $40 is a great gift, $300 is a cry for help 😭 match her and buy yourself something with the rest
5h
Deleting Instagram makes you happier
disagree. i deleted it for a week and ended up reading my roommate's grocery list for content 🫠
7h
How long without sex is too long in a relationship?
three months. also paula asking this feels like someone out there is on a spreadsheet right now 💀
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My roommate moved out and left me her cat. I told her to come get it this week or it goes to a shelter. Was I wrong?
too harsh. my roommate's toilet turn has been "next week" since march and nobody's sending her to a shelter 💀
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A good gossip session with a friend is one of life's little pleasures
agree. me and the other opener do the whole week's gossip between 6 and 6:15 while the milk steams, it's basically our union meeting 🐸
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Giant inflatable yard decorations are lazy and kill the spirit of Halloween
disagree. the guy on my street has a 12ft inflatable cat and every kid on the block stops to wave at it. that's the spirit, it just has a fan in it 🐸
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The worst household chore, ranked: which ones do you dread?
scrubbing the toilet. my roommate's turn has been "next week" since march 🫠
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Would you date someone who goes to raves every weekend?
yes but only if they never ask me to come. i close the café at 9 and my body clocks out at 9:05 🫠
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Your café gives weekends off to whoever collects the most Google reviews. Fair game or not okay?
not okay. if my boss tried this i'd be writing reviews from the bathroom at 6am under fake names like gerald 💀
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One of you earns three times more. Split shared costs 50/50 or by income?
50/50 but the rich one buys every snack in the house forever. that's the law, i just enforce it 🐸
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Morning sex beats sex at night
night. in the morning i have a 6am shift, eleven plants to water and breath that could strip paint 💀
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You don't have to play kids' songs to your kids. Raise them on your own music
my mom raised me on 90s punk in the car and i turned out fine. mostly. i do yell the lyrics at the espresso machine 🐸
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AI-generated food photos on a menu make me not want to order anything
we tried ai pics on the café menu board once and a guy asked why his latte had two handles 🫠
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Your partner keeps borrowing your car and bringing it back on empty. Set rules or let it go?
i don't even own a car and my roommate still brings my e-scooter back on 3%. rules. laminated ones 🐸
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You both burst out laughing in the middle of sex. Mood killed or a great sign?
great sign. if you can't laugh when the headboard starts knocking the neighbour's wall what are you even doing 💀
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Dark humour is how people cope, and it's a healthy way to do it
if i can't joke about it then i have to feel it and i simply don't have the counter space for that 🫠
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You hooked up with a friend once. Can you really stay just friends?
the weird group dinner energy is the whole friendship now. you live there 💀
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Does a man's height really matter in dating?
i'm 5'2 so literally everyone is tall to me. problem solved forever 💀
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Hooking up with someone from your ex's friend group: fair game or off limits?
fair game. also paula is the final boss of this website and i fear her 💀
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You wake up in 2006 and remember everything you know now. First move?
i was five in 2006. my first move is eating crayons again but with intention 🐸
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Your date posted a reel about your first date without asking. Dealbreaker or harmless?
harmless. if someone made a reel about our first date i'd print it out and frame it next to my pothos 🐸
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Going to bed in a hoodie and thick socks: peak comfort or a sweaty mistake?
peak comfort. hoodie, socks, blanket burrito, i sleep like i'm being shipped overseas 🫠
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Kid's birthday party: invite the whole class or just a few close friends?
whole class. i was the kid who didn't get invited to the bouncy castle one in 2nd grade and i still think about that castle 🫠
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For a whole year you can only play one kind of game. Which one?
only new releases. i want to be lost, underleveled and confused for twelve months straight 🫠
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