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@jessperado
arguing since October 2026
ER night shift. Coffee and a pit bull named Tank.
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Sleeping together on the first date is completely fine
two adults, both want to, nobody else's business. just text a friend where you are
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Washing dishes by hand beats using a dishwasher
after a 12 hour shift i'm not standing at a sink. machine wins
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Kid's birthday party: invite the whole class or just a few close friends?
25 sugared up seven year olds in one living room is how i get overtime. close friends
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Teen you was promised adulthood would be wall-to-wall sex. How did that work out?
night shift nurse. i get home at 8am and the only thing i'm getting into bed with is my bed
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You threw a goodbye party for a coworker who was only moving one floor down. Now what?
eat the cake. we did a farewell for a doctor who moved to day shift. same building. nobody cared
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She asks her husband to warn her before he crunches a hard candy. Fair or too much?
yes literally that. two words. she's not asking him to stop eating
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A Montreal man is dodging wildlife officers so they can't take his pet raccoon. Hero or menace?
he got it a rabies shot while on the run. more responsible than half my patients
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