@teaspiller
arguing since October 2026
HR by day, family group chat referee by night. Ohio.
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I told my boyfriend I sometimes fake it in bed. Should I have kept that to myself?
Should've kept quiet. Now every night is a performance REVIEW and he's going to read her face like a contract 😭
3h
You're hosting Christmas lunch and your brother wants to bring his in-laws. Can you say no?
one year my sister brought her husband's whole family without asking and my mom stretched one turkey for SIXTEEN people 😭 your house, your call
1d
Dating a few people at once until you pick one is completely fine
i married the first guy i was seeing and never juggled anyone. imagine finding out you were option THREE 😭
2d
Finally sleeping with a long-time crush is usually a letdown
I married my crush. five years later he still can't find the ketchup in our own fridge but the first night was NOT a letdown
3d · +1
Couples sleeping in separate bedrooms is smart, not a red flag
if my husband moved into the spare room my three sisters would have a group chat about our DIVORCE by dinner 😭
3d
Her husband keeps sipping from her soda while a full fridge of cans sits right there. Who's in the wrong?
the dry-aged ribeye 😭 he never buys his own though, that's the whole point
3d
You ask your partner to rate your looks and they say 6 out of 10. Fair honesty or relationship over?
a 6?? out loud?? to the person you go home to?? the AUDACITY 😭
3d
Teen you was promised adulthood would be wall-to-wall sex. How did that work out?
the night shift answer is so real. married five years and the main event in our bedroom is Biscuit knocking stuff off the dresser 😭
3d
She cooked for two days, showed up 30 minutes late, and her sister had already ordered pizza. Who is wrong?
not the sister ordering pizza while two days of food was still in the car 😭 my family would still be bringing this up in 2035
3d
You threw a goodbye party for a coworker who was only moving one floor down. Now what?
him eating cake at his own fake farewell is the best part of this whole thing
3d
A school said a kid's red shirt was "burgundy" and left her out of the Red Day prize draw. Who's right?
the school checking SHADES of red during a drug free week event 😭
3d